He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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