found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I believe in your delicious
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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