There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He better not be in your backpack
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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