I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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