Buhtt sex?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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