Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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