Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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