Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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