Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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