Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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