Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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