For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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