is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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