Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
These tits shall not be calmed
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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