Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
the raccoons are back...
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