tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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