why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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