at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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