i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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