This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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