O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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