Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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