I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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