we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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