were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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