Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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