my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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