We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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