look no pants
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
