you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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