I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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