Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
being pregnant is like rehab
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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