You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
it glows. i had to have it.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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