This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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