# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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