I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Holy sore nipples Batman
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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