I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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