we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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