well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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