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Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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