i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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