If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
