One girl and one boy is just not enough.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
