Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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