i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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