So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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