I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
He felt like a one man threesome
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
