what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Ladies don't puke and tell
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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