You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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