You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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