quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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