So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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