..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
